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Why do we need a hot water heater?

If it’s hot, it doesn’t need to be heated.

Six-year old Sammy: "Mommy, I want to have a baby..."

Mommy: "I'm sorry Sammy, but little boys can't have babies."

Sammy: "Oh, okay... in that case, can I have a pony?"

The tot had just been put to bed for the umpteenth time and his mother's patience was wearing thin.

"I don't want to hear you call 'Mother' one more time!" she warned him sternly.

After a few minutes of quiet, a small voice came from upstairs, "Mrs. Jones? Can I have a drink of water?"

The teacher told her class to copy the math problems she had written on the board and to draw a line between each problem. When she was grading the papers she noticed that little Susie had drawn flowers between the problems.

Teacher to Susie: "These are very pretty flowers, but why did you draw them on your math assignment?"

Susie: "I had to draw flowers because I don't know how to draw lions."