In this fast-paced, modern world, it only takes a fraction of the time it used to for a luxury to become a necessity.
However, when you find yourself convinced that the world is moving too fast, just find a bank or supermarket line to reassure yourself.
What are generational golfers?
People with links to the past.
"Doctor, doctor, I swallowed a bone."
"Are you choking?"
"No, I really did!"
How do fleas travel?
They itch-hike.
What insect stays healthy all the time?
Vitamin Bee.
What do bugs use to add things in school?
Moth-matics.
What do you call an insect that smells nice?
A deodor-ant.