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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

He didn't, because during the Jurassic period there were no roads.

Why is an island like the letter T?

They're both in the middle of water!

The custodian of a church quit. The pastor of the church asked the organist if she would be able also to clean the church sanctuary.

The organist thought before replying, ”Do you mean that I know have to mind my keys and pews?”

She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift.

"Aha," she thought, "I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I'll just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present."

She took it to the silversmith and asked him to remove her monogram and put the new one on. The silversmith examined the tray carefully, shook his head and said, "Lady, this can only be done so many times!"