Past Winners

Where do you find giant snails?

At the end of a giant's fingers.

And the unexpected winner of the race was...

The Barber... however he did do a short cut.

A not so bright young lady in the pet shop ask about buying a gold fish.

The salesperson ask if she needed an aquarium.

Her reply was, "I don't care what sign it is."

Tennis Coach: "I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything."

Student: "Sir, how many holes are there in the net?"