Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: Okay, but I asked first!
What is a hard drive?
A hard drive is driving across country with my wife, three kids and a dog.
How many PHILOSOPHERS does it take to change a light bulb?
TWO: One to argue it's not dark. The other to argue that true light is impossible.
Ban Pre-Shredded cheese!
Make America GRATE again!