Past Winners

I am great at multitasking... I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time.

Everyone brings JOY to my office...

Some when they enter, others when they leave.

I spent a lot of effort child proofing my house...

But the kids still get in.

Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard Time, Bob inquired at the Indianapolis airport about a plane to Chicago.

"The next flight leaves at 1:00 p.m.," a ticket agent said, "and arrives in Chicago at 1:01 p.m."

"Would you repeat that, please?" Bob asked.

The agent did so and then inquired, "Do you want a reservation?"

"No," said Bob, "But I think I'll hang around and watch that thing take off."