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Favorite this joke What did Queen Guinevere say about Sir Lancelot after he slayed three war dogs to save the King?
"One day they'll name a rock band after this knight!"
Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager asked, "Do you mind waiting a bit?"
I replied, "Not at all."
"Good," he said, "Take these drinks to table nine."
Pulling into the crowded parking lot at the shopping center, I rolled down the car windows to make sure my puppy had fresh air. She was stretched full out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.
I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? "Stay! Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"
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