misc jokes

The more I get to know people...

The more I realize why Noah let only animals on the boat.

Dear Paranoid People who check behind their shower curtains for murderers...

If you do find one, what's your plan?

At the final stop of a bus line, a reporter is taking a poll. She approaches a man and asks him, "When you are sitting in the bus and an elderly person enters, do you get up and give up your seat?"

The man responds with emphasis, "No way!"

Surprised the reporter asks, "Well, why not?"

The man answers, "I'm the driver."

Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous...

I see a few new faces here this week, and I must say, I am very disappointed.