Sometimes I feel like my life is a movie.
I can’t complain, it’s a wonderful life.
Besides I’m still here, it’s not like I’m gone with the wind.
Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 12 inches tall...
He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
Halfway.
Me: How was your date last night?
Her: A complete waste of makeup.