misc jokes
Favorite this joke You know that you're a really boring person when someone steals your identity and then tries to give it back.
Where do you find lost silverware?
Answer: At the fork in the road.
Police officer: “Your truck is heavily overloaded. I simply cannot let you continue like that. I’m going to have to take away your driver’s license.”
Driver: “You’re kidding me, right? The license can only weigh one ounce, tops!”
Occasionally you hear about a really dry spell in Texas.
I always thought the stories exaggerated until I got a birthday card last week.
They attached the stamp with a staple.
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