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Favorite this joke "I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!"
"He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him."
The mother said, "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me."
"Thanks, Mom," the boy replied. "But my aim is much better than yours."
Jeopardy Answer: By the fourth century AD, Rome had 28 public ones stacked with rolls of papyrus.
Contestant’s Response: What are public toilets?
Correct Response: What are libraries?
My friends asked me to go camping, so I made a list of the things I would need:
“1. New friends.”
Two women realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.
"Help, help!” yells one of the women.
"Help us, help us!" yells the other.
"Maybe it would help if we yell together," said the first.
"Good idea," said the other.
"TOGETHER, TOGETHER!"
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