misc jokes
Favorite this joke Nutritionist: You should eat 1200 calories a day.
Me: OK, and how many at night?
Sometimes the only luck a person has is BAD luck. For example, Noah spent over 50 years building a boat. During that time, it never rained even once.
Then when Noah finally completed the boat and got ready to do some serious fishing, it rained for 40 days and 40 nights!
Hmmm... I just found a strange piece of plastic on the floor that looks like it broke off of something...
But I have no idea what...
Better save it in the junk drawer until I die.
If I like it, it's mine.
If I can take it away from you, it's mine.
If I had it a while ago, it's mine.
If I say it is mine, it's mine.
If I saw it first, it's mine.
If you're having fun with it, it's definitely mine.
If you lay it down, it's mine.
If it's broken, it's yours.
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