misc jokes
Favorite this joke Boy: "This darn bug is bothering the heck out of me! Where’s that can of spray insecticide... Oh, here it is. GOTCHA! Oh wow, I never knew bugs had so much blood in them."
Girl: "You idiot, you used the can of red spray paint!"
A new survey shows that 60% of men under the age of 30 don't own a suit...
Then again, those of us over 30 that have a suit don't know if they still fit.
Jill: What took you so long?
Jack: I was parking the car!
Jill: How long does it take to park a car?!
Jack: I kept driving around looking for an empty space, but I couldn't find one. As for the parking lots, their prices are outlandish! Finally, I found one place to park where the price was reasonable.
Jill: Where was that?
Jack: In a drive-in theater.
A man flies into a new city on business. When he got to the hotel he realized he came down with laryngitis. He decided to call a doctor before he completely lost his voice.
He looks up a doctor’s phone number and calls him. A woman picks up the phone. The man, not being able to talk loud, whispers, “Is the doctor in?”
The woman whispers back, “He just left. It’s safe to come in now.”
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