misc jokes

Billy: I want to be an information broker when I grow up.

Bobby: What information do you have?

Billy: Well....um...

Bobby: That's what I thought, without information all you can be is broker.

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and again she yelled: "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE!!?"

Then she heard a voice from far, far away: "Hello! We're down here..."

“My town is so small …”

“How small is it?”

“My town was so small it only has a gas station, a general store … and six Starbucks!”

According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death.

This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.