misc jokes
Favorite this joke I saw a bloke walking along carrying a door handle. I asked him why he had it.
He said, "Well, it gets me out of the house."
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who went out to buy maps?
He came back with a tin of Spam.
I have no problem buying tampons.
I am a fairly modern man.
But apparently they’re not a ‘proper’ present.
After our air conditioner broke down, we called for a serviceman to come and take a look at it. It turned out he was a high school classmate of my husband's, a man named Love. He said to ask for him the next time we had any problems.
The following year, when we needed service again, we requested Mr. Love. I took the day off from my job to be there.
After he finished repairing our air conditioner, he left his work order behind. On it was written my name and the scheduling instructions: "Wants Love in afternoon."
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