misc jokes
Favorite this joke Magic Genie: I am a magic genie. I will grant you three wishes.
Me: Genie, I wish you were bad at math.
Magic Genie: Your wish is my command! Okay, you have nine wishes left.
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.
"You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl.
Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
"Trouble with your throat, eh... ever gargle with salt water?"
"Yes, sort of. I nearly drowned while swimming last summer."
A flight instructor and a rookie pilot are flying in a small plane.
The flight instructor asks the rookie:"Have you ever flown solo?"
The rookie responds:"No, usually I fly higher than this."
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