misc jokes
Favorite this joke Me: "Do you know the difference between a bag of oranges and an elephant?"
You: "No."
Me: "Well, I am not sending you to the store for a bag of oranges then."
What do you call a cheeky big foot?
A Sassy-squatch
*bu dum tss*
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
A guy and his wife find an S & M magazine under their son's bed.
Mom says "This is horrible, what should we do?"
Dad goes, "Well we can't spank him!"
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