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Favorite this joke [The next day, again] Buddha walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The vendor then hands him the hot dog and Buddha pays him with a ten.
The vendor puts it in his till and moves on to the next customer.
Buddha says, "What about my change?"
The vendor replies, "change comes from within".
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmill. It couldn't keep up.
A man boarded a train and said to the conductor, “I’m a heavy sleeper.
Please be sure to wake me at 2:00 a.m. so that I can get off in Atlanta. Whatever I say, get me up. I have an extremely important business there!” The next morning the man woke up in Richmond. He found the conductor and shouted, “Do you know how angry I am?” “Probably about as angry as the man I had get off in Atlanta,” replied the conductor
To get away from their high-stress jobs, a couple enjoyed spending weekends relaxing in their motor home. When they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome, visits from other campers, their came up with a plan to assure themselves some privacy. When they set up camp, they placed this sign on the door of their RV: “Insurance Agent. Ask about our term life package”
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