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Nailed It
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Joe: "Say Moe, do you know how I could hit this nail without hitting my fingers?"

Moe: "Hmm, maybe you could hold the hammer in both hands."

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Love Handles
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“My extra winter weight is finally gone.

"Now, I have spring rolls.”

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Business Cards
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Tip: Save business cards of people you don't like.

If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write, "Sorry" on the back and leave it on the windshield.

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Pain In the Joints
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If you are experiencing joint pain, you are probably holding the lit end.

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