misc jokes
Favorite this joke A tourist was driving down a deserted road when he came to a sign reading, "ROAD CLOSED. DO NOT ENTER." Looking at the road ahead, he thought it looked passable; assuming the sign must have been a mistake, he continued to drive on.
After driving for another mile or so, he came to a bridge that was out, upon which he turned around and began driving back. As he approached the sign from before, he noticed, written on the back, "I SAY, CAN'T YOU READ?"
Apparently, this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog.
My bad dude, my bad...
A Prius just tried to race me at the light...
I totally had it for the first 100 meters, but I can only walk so fast.
Television repairman: "So, what seems to be the problem with your TV?"
Homeowner: "Well, it has double images. I hope the two of you can fix it."
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