Burying your head in the sand doesn't make your problems go away.
It does, however, create a new problem.
Makes you a great target for people who like to kick butt and really get things done.
Ballerinas are always on their toes...
Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?
My clothes dryer broke down the other day, so I picked up a newspaper to look for a reasonably priced used clothes dryer.
I found an ad that listed a "New, Still in BOX, Unopened, green & environmentally friendly Solar Powered Clothes Dryer" for $50. Wow! That was a bargain for such a high tech dryer. I ordered one with free delivery.
The day I received it, my jaw dropped! I got a box with clothes pins and several yards of rope.
Here are a few funny insurance claims people supposedly have made:
* "Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
* "The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."
* "I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."
* "The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."
* "I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car."
* "An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."
* "I was unable to stop in time, and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries."
* "When I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car."
* "I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."