Why do we wash bath towels?
Aren't we clean when we use them???
Sign I want on the side of my coffin...
"Don't take life too seriously. Now this, THIS is serious!"
I can spot an innie and an outie belly button on the beach from a mile away. ..
That's because I graduated with honors from the U.S Navel Academy.
What is the difference between a well dressed man riding a bike and a man in a suit riding a unicycle?
One wheel!