Why does a scuba diver fall off the boat backwards?
Because if he fell frontwards he'd still be in the boat!
After a year of target practicing, I've got my shooting problems narrowed down to only two problems...
Elevation and Windage.
In the state of Texas, it was determined that 80% of all visits to the emergency room started with someone uttering the phrase, "Hold my beer and watch this!"
KARATE MASTER: What people turn into when they walk into a spider web.