misc jokes
Favorite this joke I try to "find myself" when I feel lost and confused.
It must suck to be the invisible man and have the same problem.
I had moved to South Carolina from New York and at that time, a vehicle inspection was required to register my car.
I was nervous. My car was in rough shape. I thought of New York State's rigorous inspections. Any number of problems might turn up that would be expensive to fix.
I drove down a country road and found a garage that had an inspection sign. When I told the mechanic what I needed, he circled the car, turned on the lights and honked the horn.
Then he attached a new sticker and asked me for the $3 fee.
I was shocked.
"Is that all you have to do"? I asked.
He answered, "Well, you drove it here, didn't you"?
If you are offered a penny for your thoughts and you give your two cents worth, where does the other penny go?
Two scouts were making a lot of noise on a field trip. The scout master asked them to "please not yell" and to "go find firewood".
One scout turned to the other and said, "I’ve heard of this before, something about 'talk softly and carry a big stick!'"
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