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Favorite this joke An author wrote a novel and sent it off to a publisher. The publisher held on to the hard copy so long, that termites got into it.
In the final analysis, the book was rejected. The story line had too many holes in it.
Did you hear about the angry fly that sat on the toilet seat all day long?
He finally got peed off.
A disheveled man was standing on a busy city corner. With open palms toward the sky he yells out give me a sign, I just need a sign.
The manager of a pizza restaurant walks out and hands the man a sign. He says just wave it at the passing cars!
What do you call a looney, lifelong small town resident?
A loco local.
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