misc jokes

A group of tourists in Africa were enjoying a guided tour into bush country to observe the wild life. The guide announced, “Don’t be surprised if you see an elephant wearing sunglasses.”

One of the tourists asked why an elephant would be wearing sunglasses. The guide answered, "Well, they do this to so they can go unnoticed at the beach."

The tourist then said, "That’s preposterous! My hotel is on the beach and I’ve never seen an elephant."

The guide replied, "I guess it works."

The brain is the most amazing organ in the body. It works 24/7/365 from the day you’re born right up to the point you discover girls.

Father: You did well with your chores this week, how would you like a shiny new quarter?

Son: I'd rather have a dirty old dollar!

I saw a commercial on late night TV. It said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers."

So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what they were.