misc jokes

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$8.00 won 5 votes

Man: I know how to 'please' a woman.

Woman: Good, then 'please' leave me alone.

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posted by "ajokes" |
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A dumb girl & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours. The dumb girl jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this." She goes downstairs.

She finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"

The dumb girl says, "I put the dog in our backyard; let's see how THEY like it!"

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posted by "nanay711" |
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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer...

I saw it through my telescope last night.

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posted by "Paul Beisner" |
$6.00 won 11 votes

Teacher: Where were you born?

Student: Tiruvananthapuram.

Teacher: Spell it.

Student: Sorry, I meant Goa.

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posted by "mlr9" |