misc jokes

Wanna see an idiot in plastic?

Take a look at your driver's license.

An Antartian is standing in front of a pop machine repeatedly putting in money and taking out the sodas.

Finally, the person waiting in line behind her gets impatient and asks, "Ma'am, what are you doing?"

The Antartian replies, "Duh, I'm winning!"

After much searching and research, I have found the meaning of life. It's in between lies and lift in the dictionary.

Why do they call going to the bathroom "taking a dump" when you're actually giving it and not taking it?