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Favorite this joke A man was looking for someone to paint his porch. So he hired a young lady and told her what to do. After about 30 minutes, the lady came to the door and said, “I’m done.”
The man asked, “How did you get done so fast?”
The lady said, “It was hard at first, but it got easier towards the end. And by the way, it’s a Ferrari, not a Porsche.”
What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
RRR?
Nope, it would have to be the letter C (sea).
A man rolls on the couch, clutching his knee in agony. His wife asks him, "What's the matter dear?”
The man replies, "I have got a splitting headache in my knee."
What's the difference between a jeweler, a vendor, and a bottle of glue?
A jeweler sells watches.
A vendor watches what he sells.
As for the bottle of glue, I thought you might have got stuck with that one.
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