misc jokes

I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache, and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his school examination?

"Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing!"

Did you hear about the dumb guy who bought "Math for Dummies" at Barnes & Noble for $19.99?

He gave the clerk a $100.00 bill and received a $1.00 bill back as his change.

What's the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?

If you don't know, I'm never having you over my house to use the bathroom!