misc jokes

A good looking girl waved at me today…

But there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her.

I'm so hungry that I could eat a TV dinner right about now.

The problem is, my TV is bigger than my microwave!

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She called Four Horse."

The man said, "That is an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?"

The old Indian answered, "It old Indian name. It mean, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag!"

What do you call a tree without any branches?

A stick!