misc jokes
Favorite this joke I couldn't sleep one night so I decided to take the dumbest tests Facebook had to offer. After answering about 90 questions... it turns out apparently, that I have insomnia.
My friend is a Genie in a bottle.
One day he came home from work frustrated with his current master. I asked why.
He replied, "I don't know, he just rubs me the wrong way."
What is the longest word in the world?
Smiles ... because there is a MILE between the first and last letter.
Sometimes when I'm driving, I know I want to change lanes. I'm just not sure which lane I want. So I turn on my hazard lights.
I may be going left, I may be going right ... either way, you have been warned.
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