misc jokes

There was a sticker on a loaf of bread that said, 'baked fresh for over 50 years.'

So THAT'S how long it takes to bake fresh bread...

She's so dumb, she couldn't even break a dress code.

Four activists wearing leather jackets got out of their Hummer and threw eggs at us. I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but I think they're with PETA.

There was this blonde woman who had a fire in her house, so she called the fire department.

Blonde: There's a fire in my house!

Fireman: Alright ma'am how do we get to your house?

Blonde: With the big red fire truck, of course!