misc jokes
Favorite this joke A fellow was boasting about what a good citizen he was and what a refined, disciplined lifestyle he led. "I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't gamble, I don't cheat on my wife, I am early to bed and early to rise, I work hard all day, and attend religious services faithfully."
Very impressive, right? Then he added, "I've been like this for the last five years, but just you wait until they let me out of this place!"
"Did you hear the one about the guy who was writing for an online joke site?"
"No, what happened?"
"Apparently the site kept rejecting his jokes due to poor grammar!"
"What?!?! Everyone knows perfect grammar can sometimes ruin the delivery of a joke!"
"This may be true but apparently you’re not allowed to dangle your participle on the internet!"
A young boy asked his father if he knew the capitol of Delaware, his father didn’t know. The father, trying to save face quickly, changed the subject and told his son not to over feed his guinea pig. The ploy didn’t work.
The boy then asked his father another question he didn’t know the answer to. The father said, I may not know the capitol of Delaware but I do know what sis boom bah is. The son asked, "What’s that?"
The father replied, "It’s the sound you’ll hear if your guinea pig explodes."
Electile Dysfunction - the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President, put forth by either party in the 2016 election year.
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