An undertaker can be one of your best friends...
He'll be the last one to let you down.
Hunting was a big disappointment this past weekend. After exiting the main road my navigation device said, "Bear left", so I just went home.
"Mom, I wish I had the enough money to buy an elephant."
The mother asked, "Why do you want an elephant?"
The boy replied, "I never said I wanted an elephant, I just wish I had that much money."
I just started a support group where no one sees or hears each other.
I don't know how many members there are because I don't hear or see any of them.