misc jokes

1. What does a typical politician and a dress manufacturer have in common?
One skirts the issues, the other issues skirts.

2. What does a torpedo and a kitchen appliance supplier have in common?
One sinks ships, the other ships sinks.

3. What does a phone app and a U-Haul have in common?
One is downloaded, the other is loaded down.

4. What does a balcony and a drunk have in common?
One has an overhang, the other has a hangover.

5. What does a clown hiding in a cake and a son who discovers his dad's
secret have in common?
One pops out, the other outs pop.

Why are boardwalk models so thin?

It's so the outfit will look the same when you see it on a clothing hanger at the store.

Amos was sitting on the steps of the town store when a red convertible with Massachusetts plates rolled up and the driver says, "Hey, Bub which way to East Vassalboro?"

Amos says, "How did you know my name was Bub?"

"Just a lucky guess, I guess." replied the driver.

"Well, says Amos, see if you can get lucky again and guess the way to East Vassalboro."

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

It depends on the delivery system...

If you drop them out of a plane, definitely the egg.