misc jokes

A homeowner leans over his fence, holding a football, and shouts to two small boys on the other side of the street, "Is this your ball?"

"Did it hit anything, mister?" one of the boys asks.

"No."

"Then it's ours."

You are dust, and you will return to dust...

That's why I don't dust, it could be someone I know.

When I babysit for my minister's three-year-old, one of our favorite games is "Go Fish".

One evening, after winning several rounds, she kept bragging about how good she was.

Jokingly, I said to her, "I'm going to have to teach you a little humility."

Immediately she looked up and asked, "How do you play that?"