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Favorite this joke Two nudists were discussing politics.
One says, “Have you read Marx?”
The other nods, “It’s these blasted wicker chairs."
The genie asked, "What's your first wish?"
Steve said, "I wish I was rich!"
The genie nodded and said, "Done, what's your second wish?"
Rich replied, "I want lots of money!"
Bob: "Uh, I’m bored."
Susie: "How bored are you Bob?"
Bob: "Plywood..."
Madame Gloria: "Alfred, why didn't you water the garden yesterday?"
Alfred the butler: "It was raining, madam."
Madame Gloria: "Well, that's hardly an excuse, couldn't you have taken an umbrella?"
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