misc jokes

I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It’s a complex complex complex.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude.

Personally, I am on the fence.

The chef at a hotel approaches the manager one afternoon. "Ma'am," she asks. "What might be the best way to announce dinner? Should I say 'Dinner is served' or 'Dinner is ready?'"

"Well," the manager replies. "If it's anything like last night, it should probably be, 'Dinner is ruined.'"

Taxi driver: "That will be $3.50, please."

Passenger: "Oh dear, I'm afraid I'm a little short. Could you back up a little bit and make it $2.50, please?"