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Favorite this joke What do you call the sexuality where you're attracted to men and women but neither are attracted to you?
Bi-yourself!
The famous pop singer Chloe Sweetsong is signing autographs outside the local concert hall of a small town when a little girl approaches her with an autograph book.
"Miss Sweetsong," the girl says. "May I have your autograph, please?"
Noticing that the girl looks familiar, Chloe says, "But haven't I signed your book before?"
"Yes," the girl replies. "But when I get ten of your autographs, I can get one of Taylor Swift's."
Restaurant bathrooms are really, really dangerous...
So many of my first dates have gone to use them and vanished.
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
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