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Favorite this joke A man went into a store and bought a self help audio book...
It was called “How to Handle Disappointment”...
It was empty.
Who invented high heels?
It must have been a lady who was continually being kissed on the forehead...
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
Mount Rushmore
The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms, and kissed her.
She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said, "but I'm not that kind!"
"Actually, I've never tried to kiss a model before," he protested.
"Really?" she said, softening. "Well, how many models have there been?"
"Four so far," he replied, thinking back. "A jug, two apples and a vase."
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