misc jokes

Two lazy-bones are fast asleep. A thief comes in, pulls the blanket from the bed, and makes off with it. One of them is aware of what happened and says to the other, "Get up! Go after the guy who stole our blanket!"

The other responds, "Forget it. When he comes back to take the mattress, let's grab him then."

Sam: Do you know the difference between a guest towel and toilet paper?

Bob: No...

Sam: In that case, don't use our bathroom.

Why do we need a hot water heater?

If it’s hot, it doesn’t need to be heated.