misc jokes
Favorite this joke I wanted to try online dating, so I clicked around until I saw someone I found attractive.
We started chatting, and everything was going great, until she told me her career is "professional blood donor".
That's when I knew she wasn't my type.
Q: Why do radio announcers have little hands?
A: Wee paws for station identification.
What did the Brit say when he paid 2,000 pounds for his fridge?
"Goodness gracious, that costs a ton!"
Q: Why don’t prison wardens serve strawberries?
A: They keep making the prisoners break out.
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