misc jokes
Favorite this joke Heard on a London Bus:
"When you exit this vehicle, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.
If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher.
The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times!"
Two sewing machines are sitting at a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "Hey, aren't you a Singer?!"
It turns and says, "Why? Ja-no-me?"
And then the bartender said, "Oh Brother."
A man was lying in a hospital, covered in bandages from head to toe. The guy in the next bed said, ”What do you do for a living?”
The bandaged man replied, “I used to be a window cleaner.”
“Oh, when did you give that up?”
“About halfway down.”
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