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Favorite this joke Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
Two friends are discussing the possibility of love.
"I thought I was in love three times," one friend says.
"How so?" his friend asks.
"Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me."
"And that wasn't love?" his friend asks.
"No," he replies. "That was obsession. Then two years ago I deeply cared for an attractive woman who didn't understand me."
"Was that love?"
"No," he replies. "That was lust. And just last year I met a woman aboard a cruise ship to the Caribbean. She was smart, funny, and a great conversationalist. And everywhere we met on that boat, I would get this strange sensation in the pit of my stomach."
"Was that love?" his friend asks.
"No," he replies. "That was seasickness."
What do you call a game system with a tic tac stuck in it?
Mint Condition!
What do you get when a stoner, Jedi and surgeon walk into a bar?
Blunt Force Trauma.
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