misc jokes

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds...

But instead I'm going to run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

A man had just arrived home after the successful implantation of a pacemaker.

Reading through the literature, he was delighted to learn that the instrument carried a lifetime guarantee.

The key to happiness is low expectations.


Lower, nope lower.





Keeeeeep going...