misc jokes

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

I told my wife I had a crush on Beyoncé.

She replied with, “Well, whatever floats your boat.”

I'm confused because that's Buoyancy.

For her birthday present, I took my wife to an orchard, and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.

Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.

Two men are on opposite sides of the river.

The first man shouts, “How do I get to the other side of the river?”

The other man yells, “Dude, you are on the other side of the river!”