misc jokes

Every time I get a headache I take 2 Ibuprofen and keep away from my children...

Just like the bottle says.

What is a really loud color?

YELLow

Car Dealer: "This car had just one careful owner."

Buyer: "But look at it, it's a wreck!"

Car dealer: "Well yes, you see, the other seven owners weren't quite as careful."

Mindy: "I finally fixed that annoying noise in my car."

Missy: "Really? How did you do it?'

Mindy: "I opened the door and pushed him out."