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Favorite this joke Lady at hat shop: "I would like to buy the hat with the red apple, yellow bananas and purple grapes, please.
Cashier: "Certainly, ma'am, would you care for a hat box?"
Lady: "No thank you, I'll just eat it here."
A stranger accosted an Irishman walking along a roadway in New Jersey. "Say, Pat, how far is it to Newark?"
"How did ye know my name?"
"I guessed it."
"Thin guess how far it is to Newark."
A man in a hunter's outfit enters a butcher's shop. "I would like to buy two undressed ducks, please."
"I'm very sorry," the butcher replies. "But I'm afraid we're fresh out of ducks. I can sell you a couple of fresh chickens instead if you like."
"Chickens!" the hunter exclaims. "I can't go home and tell my wife I bagged a couple of chickens!"
I visited a haunted house today and my friends fled in terror.
I've been to this place for the last 271 years and haven't seen a single ghost.
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