misc jokes

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Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Who’s the genius that called it a “will” and not a “dead giveaway”?

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I took a stuffed dog to the Antiques Roadshow and was told, "This is extremely rare. Do you know what it would fetch in good condition?"

"Dunno," I said. "A stick?"

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I'm not saying that I'm a bad driver...

But when I drive, my navigation device doesn't speak, it prays in Latin.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |